<Church of Schpipe>

Church of Schpipe is a long time classic guild. We RP (jokingly) as a group of people who have joined a fringe cult. We like to say we're the "FBI shoot out kind of cult, not the Kool-Aid kind."

Many of us have played together as a guild on classic since 2022, and since our inception have been a warm, welcoming, PG-13, and safe environment for all types of players. As a rule of thumb, we joke about the "cultist" aspect of our RP, but do not tolerate discrimination based on race, religion, or other personal features.

We have a small but dedicated group of officers, raiders, and social players who all play a very important role in fostering a fun after-work environment for our WoW sessions. Through WoW Classic Era, all the way to MOP where we went under the name <Funky Town>, we've cleared raid tiers, easily vanquished challenge modes and have honored the great Schpipe by raising our Schpiping Rods to the heavens to receive his buff.

If you own an air fryer, you are compelled to join our Church. Air Fryers have been used by dischpiples since the days of the bad hydra in BFD, stinky troll in sunken temple and the beep boop in Gnomer. Please to become one of the dischpiples, raise your schpiping rod, and prime your air fryer.