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<NO LIFE NO WIFE>

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Recruiting
Open to all classes and roles
Roster · 2 of 40 · 1 verified
Last active
2 hours ago
Recruitment checked 3 hours ago
Raid size
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Founded Oct 2026

Our plans for Forever

Have you ever logged in at 3 am and there’s no one to play with? All your friends are lagging behind because you live in the basement and play 16 hours a day?

LET’S SOLVE THAT

I’m looking to build a tight community of complete degenerates who are gonna absolutely no-life this game. So many guild recruitment pages read as you play the game solo til you’re in pre-BiS with full consumes on the raid day. Fuck that. We solve what we can together, be it consumes for PvE or PvP, or helping someone to lvl an alt, or whatever you need really. We oil up that guild machine to be giga efficient, figure out what professions/alts the guild is missing etc. I want the guild to help you, and I want you to help the guild, starting from lvl 1.

What’s the plan?

Current openings

Open to all classes and roles. Apply and tell us what you play; contact the guild about availability and expectations.

Members 2

  • Big JohnRogueGuild Master
  • AyuFeral (Bear) DruidOfficer

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