NO LIFE NO WIFE

Have you ever logged in at 3 am and there’s no one to play with? All your friends are lagging behind because you live in the basement and play 16 hours a day?

LET’S SOLVE THAT

I’m looking to build a tight community of complete degenerates who are gonna absolutely no-life this game. So many guild recruitment pages read as you play the game solo til you’re in pre-BiS with full consumes on the raid day. Fuck that. We solve what we can together, be it consumes for PvE or PvP, or helping someone to lvl an alt, or whatever you need really. We oil up that guild machine to be giga efficient, figure out what professions/alts the guild is missing etc. I want the guild to help you, and I want you to help the guild, starting from lvl 1.

What’s the plan?

We will speedrun. We will pre-made PvP (both world and BGs). We tryhard whatever we can. We socialise and vibe. (e.g. guild events like duel tourneys for guild gold or some other shit, just have fun sometimes) BY THE WAY THAT DOESN’T ACTUALLY MEAN YOU NEED TO MINMAX LITERALLY EVERYTHING YOU CAN, you can still do your wow journey dream or whatever, but considering we got no life, we can still tryhard and take it slow-ish since we aren’t limited by time.

Requirements?

No life, obviously. You may actually have a wife, as long as she allows you to play diabolical amounts of world of warcraft. The main thing I want from you is to have a mindset to actually be good at the game, both PvE and PvP wise. I really don’t care about your experience, if you're gonna grind – you gonna make it. I’m a returning player myself from TBC/Wrath, was mainly doing PvP there (got gladiator in both). Commitment and actual contribution to the guild.

Raid schedule: no idea, we figure that out closer to when the raids drop, and once we figure out how much time our roster actually has per week for raids Loot distribution: loot council with the focus on making the roster as efficient as we can

Alright, DM me about yourself

Peace